This secretly awsome guy at my school is convinced Im a hobbit. Im just small. But hey. Like I said, hes awsome. Anyways, hes got photographic proof I am one, and I lurk in sinks. Said evidence is my new profile pic. Its a bit rubbish. My friend took it, I am in fact in a giant bath. What larks. But to Ash, Im still a sink-lurking hobbit.